Poker & Haikus

fifty-two hands, five — seven — five

Ranked by your picks — the best hands hold the best cards, from the Ace of Hearts on down. Tap any card to read its haiku.

Cut the deck and draw a single hand. Turn it over to read what you were dealt.

Shuffle to draw a hand.

Rank the deck

Two haikus, one question: which do you like better? Your picks reshape the deck — winners climb toward the Ace of Hearts, the rest slide toward the deuce of clubs.

Think your hand beats these fifty-two? Send us a poker haiku. If it’s good enough, it joins the ranks — and the lowest-rated hand folds.

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